Patri-Autism Tee

Some people wave the flag. Others weaponize the tism.

This design takes patriotic chaos and mixes it with military-grade dark humor in true E5 Mafia fashion. Featuring a skeleton Uncle Sam stacking E5M blocks beneath the phrase “I Have Patri-Autism,” this tee delivers the perfect blend of freedom, sarcasm, and unhinged American energy.

Built with bold red, white, and blue graphics, clean outlines, and solid colors, this design keeps the classic patriotic look while standing out like a proper Fourth of July shirt should. Whether you’re grilling at the cookout, watching fireworks, or arguing about why Roman candles should still be legal, this shirt was made for the loudest patriot in the group.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for durability and comfort.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and elasticity.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.
- Classic fit provides a relaxed experience suitable for various occasions.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean