Devil Dolphin Tee

250 years later, and they still want your cut.

This Fourth of July design brings together patriotism, military culture, and dark humor in true E5 Mafia fashion. Featuring a skeleton warfighter carrying the American flag with “1776–2026” across the top and “Tax Deez Nuts” stamped across the bottom, this shirt is made for the ones who celebrate freedom with sarcasm, beers, and barbecue smoke in the air.

Built with bold red, white, and blue graphics and clean outlined artwork, this design keeps the vintage American feel without the overdone distressed look. Whether you’re headed to fireworks, a range day, a cookout, or just avoiding another government paycheck deduction, this tee delivers the perfect mix of patriotic and unhinged.

For veterans, active duty, and freedom-loving degenerates everywhere.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean